Me: someone should play 3 death eaters
Me: using Bob Saget Dave Coulier and John Stamos
Hadrian: ...
Hadrian: That would just destroy my childhood in one fell sloop. LOL
Hadrian: swoop*
Me: LOL
Me: i would join a game that had that without a second thought
Hadrian: I would so not. Just because I'd be like =O
Me: now i've got this hilarious fanfic running in my mind
Me: because like.. john stamos works for one, obviously
Me: and he thinks he's hot shit while being totally evil, and not realizing that he's all up in 80s muggle fashion
Hadrian: LOL
Me: then you've got the uncle joey one who continuously makes bad jokes while he's killing people, annoying both his fellow DEs and the people they're killing
Me: to the point where they're like GOD END IT NOW
Me: and then Mr Woodchuck attacks
Hadrian: ......O_O
Me: and then Bob Saget is the DE that is all about the Killing Curse, because then they just DIE and it's not MESSY
Me: because when they're MESSY he has to CLEAN UP
Hadrian: Hes a no nonsense kind of guy.
Hadrian: LOL!!!!!
Me: but then you have john stamos
Me: who's just in it to have some fun, you know?
Me: he's born to be wild
Hadrian: But of course.
Me: And then he comes home and expects dinner on the table, and Becky is all like *WOMEN POWER* WHATEVER, I WORK ALL DAY WHILE YOU'RE OUT GOOFING AROUND WITH THE DARK LORD, FRY YOUR OWN DAMN CHICKEN!
Me: and the audience applauds as she leaves, slamming the door
Me: and John Stamos watches her leave and is like "... but I don't know how to cook a chicken."
Me: Audience : Awwwwwwww
Hadrian: What a fabulous TV show.
Hadrian: Except it's missing one thing!
Hadrian: KIMMY GIBBLER THE CRAZY DE SLUT
Me: you got it, dude!
Hadrian: Oh man, the twin pure-bloods.
Me: So we get back from the commercial break
Me: where Steve is sitting in the kitchen (Jesse is gone now), and he keeps magically refilling the fridge every time he empties it
Me: which is constantly
Me: and DJ comes running down the stairs with her hair following after her
Me: and is like "Steve no! You can't be here, if they get back they'll all freak out! They can't know that I'm dating a muggleborn"
Me: IT'S TOO LATE!
Me: Michelle has come scuttling in, wearing her polite police hit wizard badge
Me: and is like "You're in biiiiiig trouble!"
Hadrian: LOL
Me: And DJ's all "oh no oh no oh no!" and Steve is like "It's okay babe, I'm here for you!" *stuffs mouth full of food*
Me: In run Danny and Joey and Jesse, all looking ready to kill. There is a mudblood in their kitchen. A mudblood who is eating their food.
Hadrian: There is nothing more blasphemous.
Hadrian: But what they DONT know
Hadrian: is that Stephanie is watching from afar, because she secretly wants to be the eldest, and because of this desire, she's gone loco. That, and, well, all the in-breeding.
Me: Naturally
Hadrian: But she also is in love with Steve despite herself. THUS, MADNESS
Hadrian: When Danny, Joey and Jesse run in to kill Steve
Hadrian: She stops them from hurting Steve but sacrifices herself in the process.
Hadrian: Danny's response?
Me: LOOK AT THIS MESS!
Hadrian: LOL
Hadrian: I was gonna go with hOW RUDE but that works. *DIES*
Me: Enter The Gibbler:
Me: "Hidey Ho, Tannerinos!"
Me: Kimmy, of course, is wearing, well, hardly anything at all, as she is the pureblood slut from next door
Me: She still has a lime green scrunchie, though, and a bright fuschia spandex catsuit
Hadrian: oh my god, CLASHIN
Me: with little lights on it that magically blink
Me: suddenly, that Music starts playing
Me: DJ: Dad, I'm sorry I fell in love with a mudblood.
Me: Danny: It's not your fault, DJ. It's because your mother is dead.
Hadrian: That needs to be an icon.
Hadrian: LOL
Me: *they hug*
Me: Audience: Awwwwww
Hadrian: While Joey and Kimmy, um.
Hadrian: Are gone.
Hadrian: INBREEDIN
Me: Mr Woodchuck is gone as well, naturally
Me: those WACKY purebloods!
Hadrian: WACKY FUCKS
Me: Kimmy: Do your Popeye impression, Joseph!
Me: Joey: AIEEEEEkakakakkaaaa
Me: Michelle: where'd everybody go?
Me: *eats chocolate cake that was left out*
Me: dododododoodoooo DOODOO.
Hadrian: NO IT WAS TAINTED BY A MUDBLOOD
Me: NOPE SORRY
Me: THE BUMPER MUSIC PLAYED
Hadrian: LOL
Me: THE EPISODE IS OVER
Hadrian: DAMN
Me: besides, that was another episode
Hadrian: oh.
Hadrian: WELL.
Hadrian: Makes sense.
Hadrian: Damn steve
Me: Those darn trouble causing mudbloods